Hi Playmates - welcome to this, my favourite part of the website.
ASK CAPTAIN can be a lot of fun, and is for all those of you out there who have a question nagging away at your minds - stuff that needs a touch of the unique Sensible intellect and analysis.
This is no holds barred stuff - politics, music, food, architecture, economics, astronomy....... the sky's the limit (groan) so if you have a bee in your beret about something DO write in and I'll do my level best to sort it out for you.
All questions and answers may well be published of course, so please don't send personal material if you want it kept secret if you know Wot I mean!
Ok, here's what to do...
Send your question to and remember to include your name and where you're from!
